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Joke of the Day

"Why was Pinocchio acting drunk? He couldn't handle his lacquer"

"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""

"Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs? They prefer fur mats."

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."

"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."

"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."

"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"

"I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous."