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Joke of the Day
"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
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"whats the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? ...one is a little lighter"
"You know you are old when... You need a viagra first before having sex"
"I like my pizza like I like my women Absolutely no pubic hair."
"Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we've got an election to win)"
"Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"
"Quitting tobacco is not that hard I do it several times a year"
"I have a bumper sticker that says... ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about myself."
"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."
"Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !"