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Joke of the Day
"My mind is made up... I'm Frankenstein."
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"Yo momma's so white... When she passes through a prism more prisms come out"
"Q: What do you call dirt? A: Dirty."
"Two muffins are in the oven... One of them says ""it's getting hot in here."" The other muffin says ""Holy shit, a talking muffin!"""
"Burning Man Build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."
"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""
"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"
"I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs."