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Joke of the Day
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
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"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"
"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."
"What does a man keep in his pants that often pokes the hole it's poked before? His keys, you filthy-minded bastard."
"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"
"Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey"
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."
"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"
"When a man talks dirty to a woman... The man is charged for sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, He's also charged $3.95 per minute."