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Joke of the Day
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail."
"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"
"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""
"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."
"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"
"What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? You can't make your van gogh."
"What do you call that useless skin around the penis? A man...."
"What is the difference between a priest and a zit? A zit wait to come on your face till your 13"
"Me: ""I like you."" Date: ""I like you, too."" Me: ""Well this just got boring."""