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Joke of the Day
"Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs? They prefer fur mats."
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"I remember last year... It's like it was yesterday."
"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."
"if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat."
"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."
"Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people? Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you."
"My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child. She takes The Sims very seriously."
"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."
"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""