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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."
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"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."
"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."
"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"
"I have the body of a 25 year supermodel... but it takes too much space in my freezer."
"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"
"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."
"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."