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Joke of the Day
"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."
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"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"Your mom is like Reddit always under a heavy load"
"Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it."
"How was the Roman Empire cut in two? With a pair of Caesars."
"I'll never forget the first time we met Although, I'll keep trying ."
"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."
"A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre So the bartender gave it to her."
"I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man."