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Joke of the Day
"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"
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"Her: You ate that entire bag of fried cheese snacks? Him: Thought you said they were baked. Her: I said YOU were baked."
"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."
"Two Congressmen are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, ""Pass the soap."" The second one says, ""No SOPA, radio!"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"""I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this."" -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting"
"They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong."
"Joey the marsupial applied for a job to eat eucalyptus leaves all day. However, he was declined due to his lack of koalafications."