142798

Joke of the Day

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man..."

"Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings? Syrian Mckellen"

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"

"A son goes to his parents and says ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay."" The Dad immediately responds. ""HI GAY, I'M DAD."""

"People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with ""Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."""

"How do you kill Donald Trump? You gotta guess for this one hint: it's in the name? It's a TRUMPet"

"What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person? The slow clap"

"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"