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Joke of the Day

"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"

"What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison."

"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."

"[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?"

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"

"Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."