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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between love and herpes? Herpes last forever."
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"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."
"Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"
"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."
"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."
"You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands."
"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."