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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."
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"Show me a prostitute that is happy being paid in information about past events... ...and I'll show you a whore that'll go down in history."
"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."
"Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife? Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her"
"[clenching fists] ""I'll fight someone"" Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself"
"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"
"My Canadian 4yo just told me he wants to be Captain America if anyone wants to take a traitor off my hands."
"I like making silly faces in group photos because it's better to look ugly on purpose"
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."