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Joke of the Day
"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"
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"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""
"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."
"""I remember one time I brought my report card home and said 'Hey Dad, I got a B in Reading!"" He just said ""That's a D, you idiot."""
"Black joke Q. What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? A. Their criminal record"
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."
"I'm gonna stop you right there. - traffic"
"What do driving and dating have in common? Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast."
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."