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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
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"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."
"A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball..."
"I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%."
"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"
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"A triangle exploded and a piece hit me. It was a 60-debris angle."