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Joke of the Day

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"I met this lovely girl who's an amputee; lost her arms...She's a joy to be around, but... I just can't ask for her hand in marriage"

"Just got a residual check for 6 dollars for my scene in Almost Famous sooo...going to Vegas!!!!!!!!"

"(Not a joke) The Aristocrats I'm sure all of you had different forms or variations of The Aristocrats, but what's the best one you guys have heard?"

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."

"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."

"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"

"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"

"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."