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Joke of the Day

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."

"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."

"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."

"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."

"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A Buck-An-Ear"

"What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies"

"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."

"The movie ''Finding Nemo'' would've lasted only 5 minutes if his mother would've looked for him."