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Joke of the Day
"What runs all day but never gets tired? Water."
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"A dyslexic robber walks into a bank... He says, ""air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"""
"Idiot White Supremacist Why did the idiot white supremacist burn a cross on the wife-beater's lawn? He heard the abuser's wife had two black guys at once"
"Turns out the most difficult stain to remove from bed linens is actually shame."
"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"
"Are curses real? of course the f*cking are... (thanks dad)"
"R.I.P boiled water. . . You will be mist."
"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."
"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."
"TIFU by reading a TIFU I forgot they're always horrible. Tl;dr: TIFU = bad"