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Joke of the Day

"What do driving and dating have in common? Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast."

"Herpes sounds like the name of a greek god"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."

"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."

"What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles."

"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."

"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""

"Black Car I want a black car with a bumper sticker that says ""I'm not racist, my car is black."""

"What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !"

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."