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Joke of the Day
"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"
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"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."
"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""
"Filming my own version of ""Taken"" using cats. My cat will play Liam Neeson and the red dot from a laser pointer is his daughter."
"What do you call your wife's sisters husband? An asshole, for marrying the hot sister"
"I love self-depreciating humor.. ..but I suck at it"
"Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%. - It's called wedding cake."
"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"
"My wife has this really weird fetish... She likes to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."