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Joke of the Day
"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
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"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"
"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"
"What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican? An ambulance."
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie But some people say that's irrational..."
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A DICK in your mouth!"
"I'm going to open a bank ... ... with a clawbar!"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "