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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He asks the bartender ""are you into incest?"" the bartender pours him his drink and says ""relatively."""

"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"

"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."

"Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs."

"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."

"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."

"They should make toilet seats with a rumble pack to shake your turds loose."

"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."

"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."

"4 out of 5 Dentist agree that your low-cut blouse shows off your nice rack! The fifth Dentist wants to know where you got that blouse."