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Joke of the Day
"I love self-depreciating humor.. ..but I suck at it"
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"So Mickie Mouse says to Minnie, ""I want a divorce... To which Minnie replies, ""Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickie says ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."
"A good way to know you'll be paying more than 5 dollars for a coffee is if the guy making it looks like one of the Lumineers."
"Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul."
"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"
"If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...? Stereotyping."
"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"