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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"
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"This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?"
"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."
"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says ""ouch"""
"WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids."
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."
"Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion."