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Joke of the Day
"Why is camping so exciting? Because it's in tents."
Next Joke
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"
"You can tell a lot about a person just by noticing how they continue to talk after you've sighed six or seven times."
"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"
"How many Amish guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... I mean, they aren't fucking retarded."
"Titanium is a most amorous metal... When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything."
"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."
"One group of people still can't get married in the US Ugly people"
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old"