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"Hillary Clinton"
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"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""
"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"
"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"
"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."
"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."
"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."
"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."
"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""