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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton"

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"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."
"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."
"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"
"If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality... You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse."
"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"
"What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife? A cookold."
"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."
"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"