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Joke of the Day

"A sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse a man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears... Personally I think its nuts."

"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night. She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""

"Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem."

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."

"Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said ""You da bomb!"""

"What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy."

"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."

"My fortune cookie just says Hahahaha. Is that good?"

"I was at the public swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed - he blew his whistle so fucking loud, I nearly fell in."