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Joke of the Day

"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."

"Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler."

"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"

"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"

"Want to hear a joke about coffee? Decaf."

"My buddy Bob got fired from McDonald's He just couldn't ketchup in the training."

"My stomach just made a really weird noise. So I'm just going to send a pizza down to check it out."

"Why don't shrimp give anything to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"Pretty upsetting that gummy worms are actual size but gummy bears are not."