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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"

"What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub"

"A Hindu candle company has released a ""Nirvana"" scented candle. It smells like teen spirit."

"What's a prostitute's favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two"

"I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire."

"Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?"

"My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest but I never forget."

"definately - Used when absolutely certain a guy named Nate is involved."

"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."