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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee makes milk? A boobee!"
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"I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax."
"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"
"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."
"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."
"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."
"My girlfriend is the best! My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is."
"What does Monica Lewinsky say to call her dog over? ""Come, spot!"""
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"