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"Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing"
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"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
"How many comedians does it take to change a light bulb? Dunno. Never been able to get them past the question."
"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"
"[Apple meeting] We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan. ""How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices."" Too honest, Carl."
"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"
"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"