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Joke of the Day
"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
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"I hope my last words are something cool like, ""Can I hold your cobra?"""
"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."
"LinkedIn Bans Prostitutes And Escorts! I wasn't even aware this service was available on LinkedIn. Why am I always late to the party?"
"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"
"Why do traffic lights never go swimming? Because they spend too much time changing."
"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"
"Q: What do you do with a wombat? A: You play wom with it."
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."