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Joke of the Day
"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
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"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"
"Definition of ""copulate""...... What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman."
"What do you call a Lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung"
"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"I used to be a necrophiliac... until a rotten cunt split on me."
"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."
"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"
"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."