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Joke of the Day

"My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out."

"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"A man goes to a prostitute and later he finds out he has crabs. When he goes back to complain, the prostitute says ""It was only five dollars, what did you expect, lobster?"""

"I don't like playing Uno with Mexicans... They always steal the green cards ..."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"

"I only hate two kinds of people. The racist people and those fucking mexicans"

"Dont wanna cause any alarm.But hold off on the #HappyNewYear stuff.Just traveled 1 yr into the future.lets just say it went badly 4 all of u"