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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"
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"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""
"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."
"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"
"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."
"[standing next to the boss at the urinal] Ok, don't act weird. ""That's some impressive bladder volume, sir."""
"A child drinks bleach, why is milk often given? To make them happy before they die"
"On autopsy, instead of pumping my stomach to determine what I've eaten in the past 24 hours, a coroner need only look down my cleavage."
"A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you."
"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."