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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"

"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"

"What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? [Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)"

"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"

"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got out of jail? He's trying to integrate back into society, but you can still kinda differentiate him from others."

"Thought I was having a good hair day. Mother Nature likes to keep my ego in check though. She's really good at that."

"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."

"What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college? Bison."

"A giraffes' tongue is 18 inches long. Good thing it's not 12 inches long. Otherwise, it would be a foot."