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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"
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"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had a terrible accident! Doctor: The restrooms are down the hall on the left."
"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat."
"What is a businessman's favorite game? Call of Duty: Economic Warfare"
"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"
"So my dog is named Lucky... and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out, we'll be up all night to get lucky."
"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."
"Halfway into the 20km marathon, I saw my cheating g/f and told her that I was breaking up with her I guess it was the right thing to do in the long run."