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Joke of the Day
"The sun is in so many movies.. It's like one giant star!"
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"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."
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"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."
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"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"
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