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Joke of the Day

"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"

"I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' He said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Yep, that's my brand.'"

"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."

"What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? He died in his teepee"

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."

"[Request an Explanation] Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. What does this joke mean?"

"Lawyer Joke Thread Submit your favorite lawyer jokes!"

"Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. - Thanks Peter Griffin"

"Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart... His most popular song is called ""Sorry""."

"The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it."