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Joke of the Day
"I'm allergic to football fields They send me into NFLactic shock."
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"a man walked into a bar... ...the other one ducked"
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"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."
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"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"
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"CASHIER: 300. ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime..."