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Joke of the Day

"Look Mr. Tech Support Dude, you asked if I had any more questions. Sorry if ""What are you wearing?"" wasn't what you had in mind."

"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"

"So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher. Teacher confronts kid, saying ""Tom says you were swearing.."" Kid replies, ""That's fucking bullshit!"""

"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great service but no atmosphere."

"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"

"Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there."

"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"How do you defend yourself against a gang of horny masochistics? You probably have to beat them off with a stick!"

"Says the Titanic to the Iceberg... so I was sinking..."