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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."

"Ok honey don't freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn't do the dishes."

"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."

"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"

"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? In a police car, the pricks are on the inside."

"The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake."

"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"

"A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men."