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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk."
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"How Do You Create Artificial Intelligence? Dye a blonde's hair."
"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."
"Hockey fights are cool but imagine the make up sex afterwards in the locker room."
"Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask."
"It seems like gay guys get the most sex, lesbians get the best sex, and straight people are just fucked."
"My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home."
"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."