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Joke of the Day
"For father's day, I took my father out. Now I don't have to remember to wish him."
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"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"
"Fuck children, robots are the future"
"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."
"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"
"Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting?"
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."
"CarefulWhere's your shoesPlease stop cryingMaybe eat somethingYou dropped the bottle- things you say to babies & drunks."
"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."