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Joke of the Day
"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"
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"Camo Bulletd You know, so they do see it coming!"
"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
"Half of reddit is shut down. In unrelated news, productivity rises nation-wide"
"It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant."
"Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: ""I wish you'd cackle less"" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit"
"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."