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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce ""election"" everyone starts to giggle"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"A joke you can only tell to a nerdy black guy. Your mom's so fat, scientist had to come up with a new name for her. A super massive black hole."

"Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift dated, but broke up Don't worry, they're both going to shake, shake it off."

"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"

"I once watched a mime choke to death on a street corner and everyone applauded. For a couple of reasons."

"I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""

"A class is learning about probability.. Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head? Girl: For a penny? Not very bright."

"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."

"I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what he wants with an ex box I'll never know."