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Joke of the Day

"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail? He got caught giving alcohol to minors."

"""You only want my daughter for one thing!"" yelled my girlfriend's mother. ""That's your fault for not teaching her to cook,"" I said."

"I told my wife that if she has any problems she can talk to me like she talks to her girlfriends so we're discussing why I'm such a idiot."

"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."

"Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin"

"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."