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Joke of the Day
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
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"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"
"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."
"What do you call Kosher ice? Iceberg"
"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"What do you call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."
"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."
"What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!"
"Me: I can't live like this anymore, I need to start eating healthier. Also Me: I couldn't decide between nuggets or a burger so I got both."