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Joke of the Day

"Who always gets to the LGBT rally the fastest? The lesbians, because they leave lickety-split. Meanwhile, the gay guys are still packing their shit."

"U-HAUL, may I help you? ""You have any moving boxes?"" No all our boxes stay still ""Well you better go- wait what?"" Stop calling here, Dad"

"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"""Crocodile after awhile."" - Yoda"

"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."

"currently imagining a redditor choking on an uncooked hotdog and trying to wheeze out ""epic fail"" before losing consciousness"

"What do you call a muslim in the 90's? Radical"

"Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers? They can only learn 4 moves."

"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"

"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""