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Joke of the Day
"Fuck children, robots are the future"
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"When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent"
"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."
"What's the difference between a tennis ball and a white cop who kills a black teen? The tennis ball will actually see a day in court."
"If Clinton is elected president... It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other..."
"Want to hear the shortest joke in the world? Midget shortage."
"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."
"Why yes, I do live under a rock. It's called the moon."
"Some pages troll us by making a pixel or two on the page black so that we think it's a smudge... why would anyone do that? I just can't put my finger on it."