144656
Joke of the Day
"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can? One of them gets taken in every once in a while."
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
"I was going to record a video of me playing the violin but... I didn't want to fiddle with the camera"
"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."
"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"
"A man goes to a $3 hooker He contracted crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $3, a lobster?"""
"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."
"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."
"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."