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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve."
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"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
"Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa? Ebola cereal!"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone sing a Macklemore song out loud... ...I would have 20 dollars in my pocket"
"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down a chimney."
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a? small medium at large."
"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."